7/24/03 God is like Scotch Tape, invisible but you know he
                                    is alive. (I think they meant to say " but you know he is there, but you never know, Scotch Tape could be alive)
                                     
                                    7/28/04 God is like All State, your in good hands...
                                     
                                    7/28/03 God is like Coke, he is the real thing...
                                     
                                    7/28/03 God is like Bayer Asprin, he works miracles...
                                    ( I guess according to this church god is like a comercial...)